GreenyBurger logo

GreenyBurger is a chain of fast-food restaurants owned by Phatom Foods using the Greeny Phatom license. 


The first GreenyBurger restaurant opened in Zion, Illinois in 1999. Robert Stainton himself oversaw the operation and instituted such innovations as the neat and clean uniform (the brown shirts better hid the grease stains), the assembly-line method of food preparation, and little paper baby Little Guy and Little Girl heads and Gangster Sailor medals to identify trainees and managers.


Attempted purchase

In 2015, The Cloverwood Company attempted to purchase the chain, but failed.

Menu items



Fruit burger

The "Santed Sailor's..... Eeeeh-Ey-Ah-Neh?" burger

Thick N Nasty

The "Beanson's Thick 'N Nasty Burger" burger

  • The Little Guy Burger (Hamburger, also available as Cheeseburger)
  • Dr. Beanson's Good Burger (Cheeseburger)
  • Little Girl's Special Burger (Veggie Burger)
  • Santed Sailor's..... Eeeeh-Ey-Ah-Neh? (Fruit Burger)
  • Beanson's Thick 'N Nasty Burger (A burger with an extremely thick patty, also available as Broccoli Burger with extremely thick patty made of broccoli)
  • The Little Guy Clones' Separaburger! (A burger sold in a novel form of packaging where the meat and bottom bun is prepared separately from the lettuce, tomato, cheese, pickles, sauces, and top bun and both are then packaged into a specially designed two-sided container)
  • Green Bob's Green Burger (A burger with lettuce, cucumber, celery, and peas, served with dyed green cheese, meat, and buns)


  • Crispy Chicken Melt
  • Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt


  • Grilled Cheese Sandwich


  • Isosceles Fish Sandwich
  • Jalapeño 'n' King Snake Meat Double Deluxe

Some broccoli poppers


  • Salad Bar
  • Polish forest mushroom soup
  • Luxemburgerli (made and supplied by the Confiserie Sprüngli in Zürich, Switzerland)
  • Packs of various Oreos (including Uh-Oh Oreos for some reason)
  • Alfajors (available in all variants)
  • Pizza (Cheese, Pepperoni, and others)
  • Silver-Dollar Pancakes
  • Hashbrowns
  • Hotcakes (made in Japan)
  • Broccoli Poppers
  • French Fries


  • Greeny Mega Meal
  • The Meal for the Kiddos! (also known as Greeny Phatom Kids Meal; contains a different toy each week; see below)


  • Ketchup Packets
  • Coffee Stirrers
  • Grains of Salt


  • Big Fat Oreo (Whoopie Pies, available in all variants)
  • Oreo® Cakes (for birthdays)
  • Hot Fudge Sundae (vanilla ice cream served with hot fudge)
  • Snow Soldier Ice Cream (Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Grape, Butter Pecan, Neapolitan Vanilla-Chocolate-Strawberry, Vanilla-Chocolate-Strawberry Swirl)
  • The High-Quality Super Shakes (Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Blueberry, Vanilla-Chocolate Swirl, Vanilla-Chocolate-Strawberry Swirl)
  • The Dessert Chicken Dinner (The "mashed potato" is vanilla ice cream. The "gravy" is caramel. The "peas and carrots" are mint and cinnamon candies. The "chicken fingers" are Butterfingers stripped clean of their chocolate coating. Under license from Parlour Enterprises, owners of Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour)


  • Attempt-At-Competing-With-National-Coffee-Chains Premium Mocha Coffee
  • Pepsi (Pepsi (all variants, including Pepsi Perfect), Mountain Dew (all variants), Slice, and others)
  • Coca-Cola (Coca Cola (all variants), Surge, Urge (all variants), Sprite (all variants, including Sprite Tropical), and others)
  • Choc-Ola
  • Jolt Cola (variants packaged in glass bottles under license by the 7 Up bottling company of California, also available in the "battery bottles" (under license by Phatom Foods))
  • Jolt Energy
  • Jaffa (all variants and manufacturers, main soda at GreenyBurger)


  • Little Guy's Adventures
  • Greeny Phatom promotional DVD
  • Character masks

Food process

All their vegetables are hand tossed through a refreshing cascade of water, and chopped in mid air. The bread, buns, tortillas, and the pizza crusts are all made from rice flour rather than wheat flour, making it "gluten-free" for everyone. 


For commercial transcripts, click here.